Helllo, coming from you live in Palm Springs. Well barely A-LIVE because it’s hot as hell BUT glad to be here… getting some sunshine but also not really because #sundamage #SPF55. Last week I had an amazing treatment done on my face and was given very explicit instructions to stay outta the sun. So here […]
My love affair with wining and dining has been going strong for a solid 25 years. From what my mom told me she’d take me to fancy restaurants as a baby and not have to worry about a thing. I knew better than to act out in a sacred place.. But seriously. I wanted to […]
Hello hello party people. I hope everyone is enjoying their summer, getting a tan on but not really because sun damage is for real and freckles are forever. Speaking of sun damage, does anyone else have a nasty sun-stash going on? Think mustache without the hair.. just like a dark sad patch on your upper lip? […]
Mexico was not what I envisioned for my 2017 Big Summer Destination. I wanted to go somewhere exotic, new, fresh….Instagrammable and to be honest, after 8 trips to Mexico in my teen years, I just kinda felt it was been there done that. Yawn. You feel me? All inclusive resorts with snot-nosed children swimming around […]
Camp No Counselors…..Let’s fucking do this. For once in my life I am kinda at a loss of words. I tried to write this story on the plane but between the hangover and spawn of Satan ringing the stewardess bell over and over, I wasn’t particularly inspired. A couple weeks ago I spent 3 nights […]
Summer is finallllly here, kinda. This week was hectic and hard… I always find that after travel I need a solid week to recharge. I blame the plane air. One of the biggest struggles I have with travel is the absolute havoc it wreaks on my body. I’m talking digestion issues, sleep problems, water retention, and […]
Ahhh I feel so damn good when I find a new city to love. Last week I spent 3 nights at an Adult Summer Camp (more coming later). After my weekend of debauchery, I headed into Austin to explore, relax and get some sunshine. Austin did not fail me. I was lucky enough to meet […]
Let me tell you something, I have had a long and tumultuous relationship with my eyebrows. Long and tumultuous. I love that word. So when I first came across “microblading” I thought it was just fancy speak for eyebrow tattoos. Then all these Instagram photos kept popping up of gorgeous real looking brows. I had […]
Schools out for summer. Okay guys it’s story time. I’m bringing you way back like waaaaay. Remember the days of oversized skateboard shoes, Roxy t-shirts, the infamous side-bang? That’s when this story takes place. I grew up in a pretty religious household, I’m talking no make-up, nail polish, bikini’s, colored hair, or private phone calls […]
Happy FRIDAY! Today is the usual for me… at home, alone, binging on Netflix (currently 13 Reasons Why). It’s been a tough year not having a steady job. The Tongue In Chic brings in enough income to feed me but by no means has it been sustainable. Especially because baby has a thing for the […]